writing, in theory: fun
writing, in practice: [unintelligible noises] [sobs] [maniacal laughter] [screams]
Gavriel: You’re gonna shut up and apologise.
Fenrys: In that order? Could be difficult.
Aedion: I just came from seeing Lys.
Aelin: Yeah? How did it go?
Aedion: I showed her who's boss.
Aelin: Who'd it turn out to be?
Aedion: Still unclear.
People be like..
*high squeaky mocking voice* “You don’t actually want to live in a fantasy world.Those characters are so traumatized…”
Ok thanks😑, except I’m in the real world and I’m still getting traumatized and I don’t get to ride dragons here so ehhh maybe, I don’t know, just possibly.. I might be okay with just a tad bit of sword-themed-trauma.
Aelin: Look at my face
Lorcan: Okay?
Aelin: no no, keep looking
Lorcan: I am looking!!
Aelin: No you're not, look harder
Lorcan: is there a point to this?
Aelin: yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.
Lorcan: Alright I am!!!
Aelin: Now.... does it look like I give a fuck?
Dorian: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Manon: The audacity.
Aelin: Me, I’m a person of action. You have to act first and apologize later. Like I have learned to do.
Aedion: You never apologize.
Aelin: I would if I had ever been wrong.
Dorian: when I was younger I tried to form a gang once.
Aelin: How did it go?
Chaol: It turned into a book club
Celaena: I'm not telling you anything!
Bad guy: We have our ways to make you talk... *pulls out knife*
Bad guy: *cuts into a chocolate cake*
Celaena: I want a piece.
Bad guy: Sorry, this cake is for talkers only.
*half an hour later*
Celaena: *mouth full of third cake* and THEN-